The N3RDCast
Our weekly discussion on Comic Books (FULL of spoilers!), MMORPGs, gaming, comics, and geekdom in general.
 

Well, no live broadcast today. It’s just too difficult to pull off from the show floor, and we’ve got way too many childish antics to get up to. But I don’t want you to think we don’t love you - we certainly do! And to show our love, I put together some of our drunkenest hits!

Last night TripD, Dr. Sexy, HappyJack and myself sat down to recap the NY show. First, we got ourselves really good and drunk, of course. So you can hear our awesome story-telling skills when we’re completely shit-faced - complete with HappyJack passing out while we’re recording. It’s brilliant! Even better, I did what I could to clean up the recording we did at Blaggard’s last week and appended it to this show. It features Mike Hopta and Keith Gleason from Hero Envy, as well as a really, really drunk attempt to conduct an interview with Mike Diana.

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Next week’s show is going to feature our recap of this con, and that is one you’ll ABSOLUTELY not want to miss. If nothing else, we’ll explain this picture.

Sexy and HJ Getting Frisky

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I’m not even going to bother apologizing: this weekend was the Walk MS, so there was absolutely NO WAY I had time to do the time-stamping for this week’s show. I will tell you that Nate joins us at 1:59:20, so if you want to skip ahead to that, I understand.

Being the n3rds that we are, we are of course interested in new technology. And this week certainly seemed to be a week ripe with “speedy� new advancements. The first we saw was a slick new hard drive that holds 100 times more than current hard drives but without moving parts and without the loss that affects Flash memory after a time. Even more important, though, was the news that soon we could get our porn ten THOUSAND times faster! Now that’s technology I could get behind!

Being afraid to look at tall buildings from the ground let alone actually go UP in them, the idea of a building that’s TWO MILES HIGH completely freaks me out. While I am fascinated at the prospect of a Spacescraper because of my unending love of The Long Run, there’s just no way you could get me up in this building. I don’t care what insect design it seeks to emulate.

Continuing the subject of things that terrify me, the thought of being packed into a train like this ranks pretty high up there. I just can’t believe tolerate this.

I hate Ben Stiller. Always have. I haven’t liked a single performance he’s ever done, and I feel he’s the most over-rated actor and a complete hack. So it really infuriates me to see him involved in a project with Jack Black and a particularly brilliant role by Robert Downey, Jr.

We couldn’t even talk for several minutes because of our absolute disgust with the idea of grouping Jenna Jameson on the same panel with Amanda Connor and Louise Simonson. And then to have the gall to name it “Girls Who Kick Ass� and NOT have Gail Simone chairing the panel? Absolutely disgusting - but completely par for the sort of stupid shit we’re seeing from the NY Comic Con.

And as long as we’re talking about things that disgust us, how could we not mention this gem of a picture? Seriously, did this guy REALLY think the picture did anything even REMOTELY flattering for him? Maybe it was his entry into psycholosers.com?

I just can’t believe the McCain Girls are for real. Unpossible.

On the opposite end of the spectrum, when you’re completely gorgeous it’s okay if you make an ass of yourself, because you still look hot doing it and nobody cares (NSFW, and you’ll want about the 2 minute mark)

And if that wasn’t hot enough for you, StrongBad’s coming to the Wii.

I don’t know what it is that makes people take such delight in sending us the absolutely most disturbing news stories ever, but I wish they’d stop (only not really, what would we talk about?).

We’ve had some exchanges with the local Star Wars fans, but I would really like to get them on the show sometime to talk about their thoughts on the controversy surrounding the Stormtrooper costumes.

I’m sure it’ll come to no surprise to you if I show you how far behind the times on the interweb I am, but I just read this brilliant Cookie Monster article and had to share it.

Our guest this week (for REAL this time!) was Nate Piekos, the generous genius behind Blambot.com and the creator of Atland. It was a real pleasure to talk to someone that had not only the comic creator perspective, but also the view from someone that’s really done an incredible amount of work to help indie creators (and even established studios!). It was also nice to talk to him without hanging up on him.

We also get into the recap of the Ben Folds concert and the incredible froodness of his band

We only had a few titles to spoil this week: GOON #23, SERENITY BETTER DAYS #2, BOOSTER GOLD #8, JUSTICE SOCIETY OF AMERICA #14, TINY TITANS #3, WONDER WOMAN #19, AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #556, WILD CARDS #1.

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And the Walk is over for us - expect a summary to go up on GfaC some time soon. It was SUCH an incredibly great time, particularly the NeenerPalooza! We just can’t thank everyone enough, both for walking and just for supporting us - financially, emotionally and physically! We really do have some of the most incredible friends and family in the ‘verse.

Granted, only SOME of them rock at Rock Band… ;)

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What happens when we can't get to any of our stored notes and websites? WE GO COMPLETELY INSANE. Or at least very, very, VERY off-topic.

For a change, the massive technical glitches today were not my fault. Comcast was having problems until 3/4 of the way through our show, resulting in the show not being broadcast live, us not being able to get to most of our news stories, and the fun experience of hanging up on our guest. BRILLIANT! But the lack of real news leads us down some pretty dark paths - apart from a yelling match about fonts (why oh why didn’t I just rasterize the damn thing in the first place, honestly?), we also go back to our childhoods and the pathetic (or violent, for HappyJack) behaviors we engaged in.

Because I’m an insecure jerk, I can never believe that it’s just that Tycho’s too incredibly busy with a million-plus inbox; instead, I’m sure the reason he didn’t plug us this year is because he hates me. He has plugged us before, and I can’t honestly believe he’d have even heard of our mockery of Scott, let alone take offense at it.

We mock Scott, but Sexy and I both bought How To Make Webcomics, and it’s a damn fine book. Definitely recommended reading for anyone that wants to be in the business, is IN the business, or just plain interested in the business.

It’s probably old by now and you’re all sick of me talking about it, but I thought Urban Ninja II was a pretty hilarious combination of a couple different memes, and I’m pretty amused by it.

I’m glad someone broke down some of that Superman suit into easier-to-understand English. I think there’s still a LOT I (nor most people) don’t understand about it, and the impact of this decision is going to be very far-reaching, but it’s an interesting subject for comic nerds.

Wow, here I was investing in my 401k for retirement, when I really should have just been tracking down Action Comics #1.

Cereality is possibly the greatest fast-food idea I’ve ever seen. I would seriously consider opening up a franchise in Lancaster; I truly believe this is something that would do well right in our downtown area. And now that I’ve said it, of course one of you thieving bastiches is going to swipe the idea from me!

I think that child molestation is a serious issue. Bigfoot molestation? Not so serious.

I know that it’s a terrible, horrible thing to say things like, “she was asking for it� and I certainly don’t condone that. But neither do I condone the ridiculous idea that MySpace is actually to blame. Especially if you lied to join.

I do believe that what goes on behind closed doors is their business, so I’m torn when I read accounts like this. On one hand, it was the personal, adult decision of everyone involved. On the other hand, DIE YOU SICK NAZI FUCK.

I LOVE the movie theater experience. Here in Lancaster, I would absolutely recommend Penn Cinema as a wonderful, modern theater with very nice accomodations and great owners. Not only is a great facility, on Monday nights they show some classic flicks. I don’t bitch about the price of tickets because I really enjoy the whole experience and it’s absolutely worth that money to me. On top of that, I would definitely be willing to pay more for an even MORE luxurious experience!

I’m surprised it took this long for Guitar Hero to hit the DS.

Dear Hollywood: We don’t need another Knight Rider. Honest.

Because we love DJ Coffman and trust his opinion, we have a pretty high opinion of Platinum Studios and we’re very happy to see they’re doing well.

I only vaguely remember the Marvel RPG game. I’m definitely going to have to browse through the rules to see if it comes back to me.

Yes, of course we’re pissed at the idiots that run the NY Comic Con. Maybe we mentioned? But the exhibitors are going to have some INCREDIBLE swag up for grabs! Bring your elbow pads…

Nate Piekos is the incredible genius behind Blambot and at least a couple of brilliant webcomics(that one with others). He is renowned for his generosity, his openness, and his incredible work helping other creators. All in all, and amazingly clever, fun and generous guy. So of course we take the opportunity to hang up on him. Sigh.

Tori Amos is a favorite of all of us, and I think it’s safe to say we’re all going to check out this book. An added bonus: Kelly Sue DeConnick is one of the writers!

If your dad is a famous rock star (and I use that term loosely) AND he’s a comic fan, that sure as shit doesn’t mean you should get a free ride into comics. Especially if you’re such an obvious fucktard. And yes, I hate Kelly Osbourne.

Apparently it’s pretty easy to get a job under Tom Brevoort. Find a nice piece of artwork. Trace it. DONE!

Our thanks to Newsarama for putting together this great feature giving you the breakdown of costs on the Secret Invasion series. That’s a pretty clever idea, and props to Troy Brownfield for doing the legwork.

We only spoil a few titles this week: KICK ASS, COMICS FOUNDRY, THE BOYS, SECRET INVASION, PUNISHER WAR JOURNAL.

So I know everyone was heartbroken you didn’t get to listen to it live, but you can still RIGHT-CLICK HERE AND CHOOSE “SAVE AS…�

Breakdown:
1:40 - Comcast ruined our show
3:15 - Team N3RDs party
4:54 - Sexy can’t work the volume knob, watch out
7:30 - Have we offended Tycho?
9:30 - Grumblepuss
12:30 - Gnombies
16:20 - How To Make Webcomics
18:30 - Kwip can’t do tshirts
22:40 - Break for Jason to get drinkies
25:00 - Card talk
26:15 - Urban Ninja II
28:00 - Superman suit for dummies
31:20 - Action Comics #1 on eBay
34:30 - Comic printing gimmicks
36:00 - Cereality
39:45 - Racist Donuts Stories
43:00 - Attitude at McDonalds
44:15 - Sexy was a crier
47:40 - Slave Auctions
49:45 - Fake crying for girlfriends
52:00 - Kwip’s a pussy
54:00 - School Counselors are worthless
56:00 - HappyJack has anger issues
1:00:00 - School fight stories
1:07:00 - Li’l N3RDCast
1:10:15 - Bigfoot the child molester
1:12:00 - MySpace blamed for rape
1:14:10 - Sexy on gay sex revisited
1:14:45 - Formula One boss digs it rough
1:19:00 - Luxury movie theaters
1:22:30 - Guitar Hero on the DS
1:23:30 - Rock Band will be at the NeenerPalooza
1:24:30 - Knight Rider returns. Again.
1:26:30 - Magnum PI
1:27:30 - Misguided
1:29:00 - Eli Stone
1:30:40 - Reaper
1:34:50 - Scariest Dr. Who ever
1:36:20 - 30 Days of Night
1:39:00 - Murder She Wrote
1:40:20 - Old People Documentaries
1:42:00 - Logan’s Run
1:44:20 - HappyJack’s scared of midgets
1:45:00 - Platinum Studios had a good year
1:46:30 - Marvel RPG
1:49:40 - NY Comic Con has good swag
1:53:30 - Attempted phone call with Nate Piekos
1:57:12 - We hang up on Nate.
1:58:55 - (Not a commercial) break
2:01:40 - Gerstmann’s boss gets fired
2:04:45 - We make it onto Stickam
2:06:45 - Sexy never remembers to mute his chat room
2:07:45 - Tori Amos’ Comic Book
2:10:00 - I’m Fucking Obama
2:11:00 - Dee Snider’s son is a douche
2:14:15 - Kwip HATES Kelly Osbourne
2:17:30 - Tom Brevoort is ok with tracing
2:27:50 - Incredible Ringworld art
2:29:45 - StumbleUpon
2:32:10 - We’re on Facebook
2:32:45 - Con talk
2:34:10 - N3RDCast presents Hero Envy panel
2:35:00 - N3RDCast panel on Professionalism in Comics Podcasting
2:36:00 - CGS Jamie vs. our Jamie
2:36:50 - Kick Ass
2:41:40 - Comics Foundry #2
2:43:00 - Diamond sucks
2:45:30 - The Boys
2:48:30 - Secret Invasion
2:55:30 - Punisher War Journal
2:58:05 - Floor map of NY Comic Con

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