A short list of spoilers this week: 52 AFTERMATH THE FOUR HORSEMEN #1, ACTION COMICS #855, BATMAN ANNUAL #26 HEAD OF THE DEMON, COUNTDOWN 35, TEEN TITANS #50, TEEN TITANS GO #46, BRIT #1, WALKING DEAD #41, AVENGERS INITIATIVE #5, SILVER SURFER REQUIEM #4, SPIDER-MAN ONE MORE DAY SKETCHBOOK, ENIGMA CIPHER #2, WARHAMMER 40K DAMNATION CRUSADE, WARHAMMER FORGE OF WAR. We also discuss the CBQ promo featuring our gayest moments, Cap vs. the terrorists, the Joust movie/graphic novel, Vladimir Kulich as Thor, Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson hopefully NOT in JLU, the Panelologists are the most brilliant, wise comic chaps in the world and Dan Slott and Gail Simone should heed them immediately, we take on Killing Pickman critics, more radio discussion, and the AFKers.
I can’t believe the Queers are leaving us hanging. To make matters worse, they’re playing some of OUR gayest moments as a teaser for THEIR show
! I think we should make a “straightest CBQ moments� clip segment in revenge…
Before we got started recording the show, I sat down and watched the Mist trailer
.
Did you see it yet? I’m due for heartbreak, I know, but it looks
completely bad-ass. It seems - again, judging SOLELY from this brief
preview - that they’re being extremely faithful to the original short
story, which I absolutely loved. I’ll keep my fingers crossed.
I never read the original Rambo story, relying instead upon the Sly
version (which, I’ll readily admit, I loved muchly - just the first
one, don’t kill me). So I don’t know where David Morrell is coming from
when he wants to send Captain America to Afghanistan
. As I said on the show, I guess we can’t win the real war, might as well win the fictitious one.
I’m with JK Parkin
about this Joust movie/graphic novel treatment. It CAN’T be for real.
Can it? I’ll be the first to call Joe Q a self-serving whore who would
do anything for a buck, but I can’t even imagine HIM approving such a
thing. And if HE wouldn’t do this, then who would touch such an
incredibly shitty property? Oh. Right
.
How the hell did HappyJack never see 13th Warrior? Unbelievable. But that’s why he can’t understand how incredibly perfect Vladimir Kulich
would be for the role of Thor. You need a huge guy, someone with a rock
chin and massive shoulders for this role. I don’t care that Vlad’s 51,
he’s still perfect. I’m tired of superheroes looking so young; Thor can
be an adult.
Yes, it’s true: I hate Ben Stiller and think he’s terribly
over-rated. I’ve hated just about every single role he’s ever done. But
it’s possible that’s my own jealousy from him being friends with
Janeane Garofalo (she should be MY friend! Also, LOVER!). But as a
voice actor, I wouldn’t hate him as Batman. Live actor? Shit yeah. But
either way, Owen Wilson as Supes
? Ugh. And I LIKE Owen Wilson.
Obviously the Panelologists know what they’re talking about. If you
want to hear their entire spiel about Gail Simone and Dan Slott (and
you really need to), you can listen to their 26th episode
. Really, you should listen to all of them, though.
We don’t really defend Pickman so much as pointing out that the reviewer
is an idiot. Look, I’ll gladly give you a free pass on the art comments
- although HappyJack and Sexy take issue with them - but the points you
raise? It’s okay to be a LITTLE confused, but if you can’t follow the
story in KP, might I suggest something more up your alley
?
Join the AFKers now. Before we start charging admission!
Oh, and for those of you that don’t listen to the N3RDCasts and just
stop in for my brilliant writing (hi mom!): the big news story is that
the N3RDCast got picked up by an internet radio station. We’ll be
broadcasting LIVE Saturday afternoons from noon to 3pm (EST) on the Cringe Humor Radio Network
,
so you can not only call in live, but join us in our interactive chat
room and totally ruin the flow of the show (if we had one) by flashing
your boobs! No manboobs, please; got enough of them already.
We’re excited about it and a little nervous. It’s one thing to not be listened to by… Well, anyone, really. But to enter an existing market full of people (ie, O&A fans) that hate your sort of people (ie, comic & video game nerds), it doesn’t really lend itself to chemistry, you know?
Well, I guess it actually does, but it’s more the sort of chemistry of “Hey, look! Ammonia! Let’s add it to this Bleach and see what happens!�
The show breakdown is thusly:
15:00 - Just the Tip
23:35 - Dr. Sexy’s Love Lounge
39:00 - HappyJack’s Hall Of Hate
54:55 - Kwip’s Clueless Corner
1:01:10 - Closing Thought(lessness)s
Again, here’s the show
for you interweb-savvy types. For everyone else, the helper button:
We actually had TWO voicemails this time despite my forgetting to post our contact info last show, so let’s see what happens THIS time!
Email: N3RDCast@gmail.com
Skype: N3RDCast
Phone: 646-797-2763
C’mon, call us and get crazy. I mean, hey, you can even be REALLY crazy and say how badly we’re going to fail once we go live! It’ll be fun!



