Titles we spoil this week: 52, NEIL GAIMANS NEVERWHERE, CROSS BRONX, BEYOND, DOCTOR STRANGE OATH, FANTASTIC FOUR, GIANT SIZE WOLVERINE, INCREDIBLE HULK, IRREDEEMABLE ANT-MAN, MARVEL TEAM-UP. The bad news is that I got the soundboard working, so expect to be annoyed.

I think playing the soundboard for my friends was the entire reason I started these N3RDCasts, to be honest. It just makes me laugh. No doubt it'll make you shudder, but that'll learn ya.

It's funny when HappyJack gets angry and I interrupt him with Mr. Rogers quotes, though. That alone is worth listening.

Titles we spoil this week: 52, BATMAN, BLUE BEETLE, JACK OF FABLES, JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA, TRIALS OF SHAZAM, INVINCIBLE, AMAZING SPIDER-MAN, CABLE DEADPOOL, CAPTAIN AMERICA, CIVIL WAR FRONT LINE, CIVIL WAR YOUNG AVENGERS & RUNAWAYS, DAREDEVIL, ETERNALS, HEROES FOR HIRE, ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN, ULTIMATES 2. Civil War continues to be woefully unbalanced, but we're sure NEXT issue will show us what we're missing, right Joe Q?

Don't ask me why Sexy is so paranoid. I think we have to cut him off of caffeine before we start recording.

Coming to you from the McDonald's parking lot - that's how you ensure AUTHENTIC fan-boy sound, I tell ya. Titles we spoil this week: 52, ASTONISHING X-MEN, MOON KNIGHT, X-FACTOR, NEXTWAVE AGENTS OF HATE, SENSATIONAL SPIDER-MAN, CIVIL WAR, CIVIL WAR X-MEN, WOLVERINE. Mostly we focus on the Civil War stuff. A lot to talk about there. There's also some...disturbing dream talk.

Normally I'd insert a warning to the 'delicate'-types about this N3RDCast, but honestly, do I still need to?

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